The boy on Addi turbo needles:
Knit faster we are going up a hill!
The boy on my business trips:
So when are you going to Texas and Germany? That way I know when I need to stock up on food because you will be gone and I will starve.
The boy on stinky feet:
Why do stinky feet and butter smell the same?
From The Incredibles:
Luck favours the prepared.
Word of the day:
the boy: I usually read the periodicals.
me: is that your big word for today?
the boy: No, it was sphincter but I couldn’t find a way to use it.
The boy on trademarks:
I am going to trademark “the”. Everytime someone uses “the” they have to pay me a penny. I will become a bajillionaire.
The boy on the GPS Unit lady
me: Did the GPS Lady get you to Fiberworks ok?
the boy: Yeah, but then she started hitting on me.
The boy on my knitting while I am working on his sweater:
the boy: I am glad you found knitting. Otherwise you would probably drive me crazy.
me: I wish you would find a hobby. 😉