As some of you know and others of you are finding out now, I am looking at moving back to Ohio and into the Cincinnati/Dayton area. I have been looking for a couple of months but seem to be having a problem getting a foot in the door of the market. I think a lot of this has to do with the fact that my resume says Baltimore, MD and companies are afraid I will ask for relocation benefits or Monster/Careerbuilder is kicking me out because I am outside their established radius. So now I am asking if any of you have any contacts in the Dayton/Cincinnati area or know of any good places to look for paralegal work. My preference is to get into the legal field as a final test run before applying to law school although I am open to various jobs. If you have any ideas it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks so much!

Erin

Velvet Underground, The – Femme Fatale Lyrics

Here she comes, you better watch your step
She’s going to break your heart in two, it’s true It’s not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown

‘Cause everybody knows (She’s a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She’s a femme fatale)
She’s just a little tease (She’s a femme fatale)

See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
You’re put down in her book
You’re number 37, have a look

She’s going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, she’s from the street
Before you start, you’re already beat
She’s gonna play you for a fool, yes it’s true

‘Cause everybody knows (She’s a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She’s a femme fatale)
She’s just a little tease (She’s a femme fatale)

See the way she walks Hear the way she talks

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?” The little boy admitted that she did. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.”

10. They know what all those other buttons on your calculator do.

9. Parents will approve.

8. They know all about the dynamics of relative motion.

7. They know how to handle stress and strain in their relationships.

6. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity.

5. They know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

4. They always back up their hard drives.

3. They are trained to do it right the first time.

2. They know how to find the area between the curves.

1. They have significant figures.