He Gets Smarter When He Drinks
Frat boy: Gimme something like a whiskey sour but dont put Jack Daniels or anything like that in it. I dont like whiskey!
Bartender: Well what you want in it instead of whiskey?
Frat boy: Use Jim Beam, I fucking love Jim Beam!

Evolution Nightclub
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: Melvin

via Overheard in the Office, Oct 19, 2006

Three cheers for my university and the ever so intelligent drinkers that we have. I am going out on a limb and guessing that the “Frat boy” does not know the difference between bourbon and whiskey. If he did know the difference then I am sure he would have asked for a bourbon sour like my Maman drinks ‘em. (Also, if he did know the difference I would have to assume it was my brother showing off…and I don’t think he was in town that day.)