breaking news…

Updating iPod.
Do not disconnect.

Why? What happens if I disconnect? You can’t tell me what to do. You are a silly little contraption filled with all that music and the crazy nerds I love to listen to. You have no power over me. I could unplug you right now and what would you do? Nothing.

Updating iPod.
Do not disconnect.

I can’t do it. Maybe you will spite me and corrupt my hard drive. Which hard drive? Oh please not the PC, I can replace the iPod. You know you only cost me $6.

Updating iPod.
Do not disconnect.

I suppose I won’t bother to disconnect. I mean you are in fact updating with the wonderous sounds of nerds discussing the latest and greatest in technology as well as scholarly Brits discussing the affairs of the world. Perhaps I will fall asleep tonight listening to that.

Updating iPod.
Do not disconnect.

At least you use punctuation and are grammatically correct. I can support that. I can digg it. Why am I controlled by a little white toy? I am in charge.

Updating iPod.
Do not disconnect.

Fine. I won’t. But only because you asked politely.

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2 Responses to breaking news…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Like when my car tries to tell me to bucket my seatbelt. And my hair dryer says not to take it in the shower. Please. Like I’m going to listen some silly electronics.

  2. Anonymous says:

    those silly ipods. they are like a half full glass of water that I can’t get my water out of!

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