Amusing conversations from after the bewitching hour:
Sara – You’re mean, I’m going to take back my instant message…
…oh wait I can’t.
It’s true I am mean, I keep people on the phone instead of letting them drive halfway across town for a frosty. But thanks for the message Sara because it helped me to remember to pack my overnight bag for today! 
I think, as a Bohemian, suburban housewife, I could take my message back. I’m practically a superhero.
I didn’t know what to write in response so I clicked on comment help and they sent me here. Let me just be the first to say it, “That page does not help decide what to leave for comments”
… or does it?
Just for that. You know what I mean.