Little Wit Knits – Unplugged

Hi there. JennyBean08 has been wondering where I am. So I am updating. Granted she hasn’t updated in months. Mwahaha. I am frantically trying to keep all of these things going but honestly, my life isn’t that exciting. Plus, I know all of this info can and will be used against me in a court of law…and my parole office told me I need to start keeping on the up and up. But you know once you’ve started living a life of crime it becomes hard to get out of that habit. Ahh well. Time to go to the grocery store. I need to eat before I waste away.

Isn’t this the most titilating blog you have ever read?