May 12 2006

Baby Airplanes?

Category: MySpacelittlewit @ 10:22 am

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?” The little boy admitted that she did. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.”


May 09 2006

upcoming ou alumni chapter events

Category: Livejournallittlewit @ 10:57 am
Alumni Info

For more information on the Nation’s Capital Chapter Network and other future events, please visit: http://ohiou.org/

Log on to the [Gateway] the new alumni online community, at http://thegateway.alum.ohio.edu/, to connect with other Bobcats. There is a Nation’s Capital Chapter Group on the [Gateway]

Catch up with old friends by making sure that your contact information is up-to-date on the Online Directory at www.ealumni.ohiou.edu/Directory


May 01 2006

Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer

Category: MySpacelittlewit @ 5:13 am

Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer-

10. They know what all those other buttons on your calculator do.

9. Parents will approve.

8. They know all about the dynamics of relative motion.

7. They know how to handle stress and strain in their relationships.

6. Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity.

5. They know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

4. They always back up their hard drives.

3. They are trained to do it right the first time.

2. They know how to find the area between the curves.

1. They have significant figures.